The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls