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When someone or something falls and lands on you
Jose is drunk, I hope he doesn't fland on me.
by Radioshackgirl January 26, 2018
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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To accidentally drop your foot on the ground and proceeded to be sad about it.
God damn Jon you Flanded again
by Sadpanda May 17, 2019
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Accidentally drop food on the ground and proceed to be sad about it.
God damnit Danneielle you flanded again!!
by Sadpanda May 18, 2019
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I absolutely raped this FLAND last night in Halo.
by n00bis October 24, 2010
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