A code name for the dankiest buddah herbs on the streets.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Light desert that everyone eats.

John Flansburgh, one half of They Might Be Giants. Distinguished by the fact that he plays guitar, but he also writes songs, sings, and directs videos on the side. Is the "showman" of the band, and is generally considered the more outgoing and friendly half.

meaning cool or sweet

Derived from the Hispanic dessert served throughout the southwest, flan is sexual slang for a near-vanilla person. As you can be straight without being narrow-minded, you can be flan but not vanilla. The BDSM / fetish / leather world has often used vanilla to define someone who is not into any kind of kink. Often it has a negative connotation, so flan is a positive word for the same thing. They may like conventional sex themselves, but they support your right to enjoy yourself in a safe, sane, consensual manner.

the film on your nuts in the morning