Gently spread apart the butt cheeks of a passed out friend and violently shove your face into there anus while yelling absurb profanities into there rectal cavity angrily, also known as an Alabama butt slam or butt yodeling.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.