An expression used to show one disdain for another, or in other contexts, a sense of frustration. This phrase was most likely coined by Alf Stewart on the Australian TV series Home and Away.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

a slang word of australian origin meaning complete dickhead or crook, other variations are: flamin-bloody-mongrel and bloody mongrel