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A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 08, 2019
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.
by SI_ex_pat February 08, 2010
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Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)
by KC MasterBeast June 30, 2011