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A self-deprecating Facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.

Flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. They have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.
"I am so ugly!" Says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to Flakebook.

"My new TV takes up my whole living room! *sadface*"
Oh ya Seth is flakebooking again. He starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. It's just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.
by an-g-1985 February 06, 2010
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Jul 22 Word of the Day
Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.
G-Dragon is my ult
by Uglycat February 19, 2017
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