A banana flake is a pitiful person that swears incessantly.

Derivation: Banana flakes are used as a safe and cost-effective treatment for diarrhea in critically ill tube-fed patients. When someone swears incessantly, he or she is known as having diarrhea of the mouth.
That pathetic banana flake sits on her porch all day long yelling obscenities at the kids playing in the street.
by InalienableRights June 10, 2011
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When you ejaculate on your partner, then turn around and poo on them so it looks like the famous icecream with chocolate flake.
Hi Jenna, why you looking so pissed?

That bastard did a 99 flake on me.
by Bigboi890 November 27, 2016
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Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person
Man, Kyle is the biggest black flake I've ever seen!
by Doctorholiday March 19, 2018
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The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.
That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.
by Phleb82 January 28, 2016
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Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 07, 2017
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The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.
wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"
by Mr cleans uncle October 03, 2020
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