The biggest jewye alive. He values a peeny over any other form of currency. His favorite basketball player is peeny hardaway. He calls his dick his wittle peeny. In his opinion the best president ever was Abraham Lincoln, I wonder why. When not indulging in his love for peenys, flacko enjoys starting movies and never finishing them, underage women, and getting high as a kite flown by the big show.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.