a man that likes to wear hats and sing raps, but you don't really want to buy his mixtape made with one out of two of his wives named Laquisha. his other wife is an emo queen with a tendency to kill animals for fun.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A young 6'0 skinny guy who likes to smoke hella weed, be with his friends all day and never sleeps. flabio is the type of guy who shows no emotion but has a big heart. flabio can be found either at the movies with his girlfriend or at some hoe house. there is no in between.

An out of shape man with long hair. Sometimes Flabios will actually go shirtless and showcase their sub par physique. They aim to be like Fabio, who is also pretty lame, but they are far worse.

a fat, dwarf like character that likes to ski and play drums