Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨

A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.

When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.