A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.