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A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
by Dr. Agnes Freud September 28, 2010
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021