FOF (Fitter On Facebook)

Fitter On Facebook.

It originated from the brisk streets of london, between a small group of friends. When seeing a girl from afar that you recognise from the social network know as 'Facebook' you say they looked fitter on facebook, FOF. This has been used as an inside joke between friends so that you can't be caught out when in public and we believe its time that the rest of the world should know about it.

Ask your self this are you a FOF?

FOF (Fitter On Facebook)

What is that about, mate that girl is FOF.

She looks like she carries a heavy load, she was defiantly FOF.

That girl looks like she takes a dick, she looked FOF.

by A Right Lad September 30, 2011

quick-fit-fitters

Another term for left luggage, commonly known as dykes.

Did you see those backpackers over there?
- You mean the pair of quick-fit-fitters?

by knowingmeknowingyouahaaaa November 15, 2007

union pipe fitter

Lazy fuckers that desire to be union sheet metal workers, with over active tear ducts.

The union pipe fitter sat in the corner watching a union sheet metal worker bang his wife.

by Cptnlngdk January 15, 2018

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.

“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”

by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021

tyre fitter

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.

What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"

by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023

Bitch Fitter

A person that is prone to having outbursts of bitchyness or generally loves and lives to complain about things.

"have you stopped being a bitch fitter yet?)
(the role you play is Bitch Fitter surpreme)

by Meggins September 7, 2021