To cotch with a polecat/ ferret.

'fitch' similar to 'cotch' but instead of relaxing with ones self or friends, relaxing with ones polecat/ ferret.
Up on Box Hill fitch I will.

I am going to fitch.

I went fitching.
by Snatalia June 02, 2009
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feces, especially runny, explosive feces. Similar to "shart;" if shart is the action, fitch is the substance.
by Poopedem April 02, 2012
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Noun: (pl) Fitches
1. A derogatory term derived from "friend" and "bitch."

2. The worst kind of backstabbing frenemy.
Beyonce's friends secretly filmed her screwing Bob, and then sent the tape to his 70 year old mother. They were total fitches.
by pinkpanther12 March 09, 2012
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When you don't have time to call someone a fucking bitch, call 'em a fitch!
Murder: ...And after you die, I will kill your momma! *Grabs knife and starts to aim for womans head*
Woman: You fitch!
by Demzi November 30, 2004
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A fit bitch. Can be used affectionately for close friends (1) or used offensively for enemies or frenemies (2).

Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.
(1)
Beth: Hey, fitch!
Megan: Hey there!

(2)
Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.
by Layla Perry February 13, 2009
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A person who gets laid alot, not neccesarily a man, or a complement, though it can be either of these.
Dude, that lady is a fitch. She has sex twice a night!
by mistaTero October 05, 2006
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Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.
sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!
by celeryisbest November 25, 2009
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