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Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.
by My Fault April 14, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.
He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
by MMath January 05, 2012
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Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.
sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!
fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.
sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!
fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.
sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!
by celeryisbest November 25, 2009
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Verb: The act of inflating or gassing anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually based on false statements.
by My Fault April 14, 2011
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Bitching with feeling
When you talk about someone you know but try to understand what they're going through.
When you talk about someone you know but try to understand what they're going through.
"Hey, how's it going? I saw my friend Ella the other day and she was having an argument with Jamie!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, but I understand that she must have some deep issues"
"That's so true"
"Okay well, see you later good fitching sesh babe!"
"See you later!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, but I understand that she must have some deep issues"
"That's so true"
"Okay well, see you later good fitching sesh babe!"
"See you later!"
by phlopchlop September 23, 2012