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Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?
Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.
Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.
by JKyleM22 February 06, 2011
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".
Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".
Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".
by Tom Hurd January 11, 2008
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Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.
by Whitlash September 27, 2020