Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.