A Fist’ard is someone that is or performs an act of douche baggery so coarse the only thing you want to tell this person to do is go fist them self.

Also used as a name to describe disabled hardcore porn stars due to the parallel of the acts they perform.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.