To Fisiche is to pull down your Trousers and to pull the male genital (The Penis) in an upright position to for show the testicles. Best used when drunk or if a homosecual and want to impress your friends

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.