A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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When an amputee with hooks for hands masturbates.
Remember that guy that lost his hands in Nam? He's gone fishin'.
by dartiki April 21, 2009
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A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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a crazy old African American or just something to say to lighten a mood.
"I failed 11th grade again"
" this nigga gone fishin"
by josh February 07, 2003
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You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.
I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.
by Weinerstinkman syphollusaur September 13, 2011
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it be when you go fishin and run outa bait.
Yo dawg you got any bait over der mang?

No I be running out of dat shit, use yur teef

Dats how you go fishin wif yur teef
by dashittiestshitshit July 19, 2010
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Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 02, 2012
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