Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

A this annoying term that stupid attention seeking kids say when they are (or not) first. It's pretty retarded if you ask me.

Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.