Firetruck is the more polite way of saying F#*$ in Public.
First created by Smosh (Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox).
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First created by Smosh (Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox).
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by xxChuchaxx January 10, 2011
by shadowl00t October 30, 2010
by BSNZ February 24, 2012
(Verb:) To have sex with a redhead, usually on her period so that the penis becomes red. Immediately before ejaculation, you pull out and explode on her firecrotch, and "put out the fire"
1.
Blythe: Yo man, I'm going to palm springs to firetruck some bitches
Akakios: But everyone in palm springs is gay or old
Blythe: Fuck you, Puta!
2.
Emil: Hey man how's it going?
Michael: not bad, you?
Emil: well, you're sister started getting lippy with me and I noticed she was a redhead so I firetrucked her
3.
Nick: hey, huey, you're mom's on her period right?
Huey: yyyyeeeeaa?
Nick: you think I could get her drunk enough to dye her pubes red and then let me firetruck her
Huey: Only if you get some king cobra
Blythe: Yo man, I'm going to palm springs to firetruck some bitches
Akakios: But everyone in palm springs is gay or old
Blythe: Fuck you, Puta!
2.
Emil: Hey man how's it going?
Michael: not bad, you?
Emil: well, you're sister started getting lippy with me and I noticed she was a redhead so I firetrucked her
3.
Nick: hey, huey, you're mom's on her period right?
Huey: yyyyeeeeaa?
Nick: you think I could get her drunk enough to dye her pubes red and then let me firetruck her
Huey: Only if you get some king cobra
by bryan got munselled June 06, 2009
1) A guy who is scared of initiating conversation or making a move on a girl.
2) A guy who will make up any excuse, no matter how lame, in order to not talk to a girl.
* In reference to the "STAY BACK 500 FEET!" sign on the back of a firetruck.
2) A guy who will make up any excuse, no matter how lame, in order to not talk to a girl.
* In reference to the "STAY BACK 500 FEET!" sign on the back of a firetruck.
Alex: That girl is soo hot over there.
Danny: Make a move then, go talk to her!
Alex: Nah, it's ok. She probably has a boyfriend anyways.
Danny: You firetruck motherfucker I hate you.
Danny: Make a move then, go talk to her!
Alex: Nah, it's ok. She probably has a boyfriend anyways.
Danny: You firetruck motherfucker I hate you.
by dasjew September 28, 2010
by waterililicious August 06, 2012
1. a shiny pink window - see also: sex
2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo
2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo
1. The pink Firetruck glimmered in the sunlight.
2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!
2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!
by erik February 21, 2005