When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.
"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg
by Mcgby128 May 08, 2016
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A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.
I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
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you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass
So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose
by smapdi100 December 13, 2007
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when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum
my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser
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When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and then the guy blows his load so that it comes out her nose.
"Dude, I was gettin' head from some hoe and I blew my load and it came out her nose! Totally gave here the Hungarian Firehose!"
by Bob Johnsy August 01, 2007
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When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.
Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.
by Kdirt May 27, 2021
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A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.
Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.
by DaedricToast February 20, 2014
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