Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.
Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself
by mr_t December 31, 2014
by bj69420 February 21, 2019
1 n. A length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount
1) Say Sgt. Petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.
by PrdgyFrstrtr March 17, 2006
A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.
George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.
by banterbus32 October 14, 2009
firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")
Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.
by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018
A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".
by Mister Andre April 13, 2017
When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.
Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!
by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014