Man 1: Dude there was a fire in the apartment complex. Why didn't you get out of the building?
Man 2: Nah dude I was fucking this chick when the smoke detector when off but she had a Firefighter Pussy so I was able to put out the fire in my unit. ;)
Man 2: Fucking rad dude.
Man 1: I know right?

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak