When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.

Getting a handjob through your pants.

To take such a big hit that you go into a quick coma in which you are unable to succesfully interact with another person. Usually takes place in Yakov Shimbergs basement. Quite a rare occasion but one that has been witnessed by many people. Side effects may include causing ditching of all other freinds and later feeling the need to show up because they are such good freinds. Perment effects include not giving rides at all even though they cared for him.

According to experts, finkle is a synonyms for the word cool.

A Finkle sees the good in situations, always good at cheering people up, and likes to stir things up and makes things more interesting.