Top definition
Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.
I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.
by The Heeb December 17, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When a man bends over and masterbates fastly while someone else fingers him with 2 fingers from behind and rubs his testicles.
Sarah: "I'm so embarrassed! I walked in on my parents doing the finger jack."
Mark: "That really sucks.."
Mark: "That really sucks.."
by poopyodj June 21, 2010