What I never see fingers do.

to make, do, or manipulate something. From the Latin verb "Fingere", meaning to shape or create. This is what fingers do.

when your so baked, you look down at your fingers and wonder why the hell they call them fingers and not phalanges.

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

An obtuse contraction of "fucking." Can be used in general conversation without implying a profanity or an obscenity

Replaces the obvious: "frigging," "fricking," or "freaking."

Not original...read in a recent--2004/5--best-selling, fiction novel.

Abbreviation of the word "fucking" used where you don't want to the F-word, like in front of kids or grandparents.
Preferably used with the word "thing" or other words ending with "-ing".

derogatory term for a straight person