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It's difficult to define a Finfag. You have to encounter one before you can truly understand their monkey-like nature.
However, a Finfag (sometimes spelled finfag) is a Finn (somebody who is from a country called Finland) whose IQ is lower than the number of his (Finfags are always males) shoe size.
Heaps of Finfags can be found in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
However, a Finfag (sometimes spelled finfag) is a Finn (somebody who is from a country called Finland) whose IQ is lower than the number of his (Finfags are always males) shoe size.
Heaps of Finfags can be found in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
by Bomfunk November 19, 2012
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A narrow minded finnish person, aged usually 12-16, or whose IQ is below his shoe size. Finfags can usually be spotted by original insults such as 'your mom' or 'you suck', or if the person irritating a finfag is Swedish, '6-1' or 'Sweden be gay' -insults are a common sight. Shall the agitator be from Russia, Finfags will usually make a reference to two wars² fought 70 years ago, or again, to one hockey game'.
Finfags are known to appear only in the internet, mostly in youtube or CoD:MW2, but a variation of a finfag is very common in the real world, mainly in smaller Finnish cities;
These people are usually unable to operate a computer, yet use the internet, and mainly are employed by farming or truck driving, or some other low class job. Finfags shouldn't be confused entirely with rednecks, al thought they share some similar views.
Finfags are known to appear only in the internet, mostly in youtube or CoD:MW2, but a variation of a finfag is very common in the real world, mainly in smaller Finnish cities;
These people are usually unable to operate a computer, yet use the internet, and mainly are employed by farming or truck driving, or some other low class job. Finfags shouldn't be confused entirely with rednecks, al thought they share some similar views.
(a herd of finfags has spotted swedish players in MW2)
Example 1:
Finfag: SWEDEN BE GAY
Finfag2: 6-1!!
Finfag3: 6-1!!!!!
Finfag4: 6-1!!!
Example 2:
(a finfag gets beaten by a Russian player in MW2)
Finfag: RUSSIA SUKS!! 3-0 MIKAEL GRANLUND AIRWAVE GOAL!!
Russian player: åäåä öäüü¨ä?
Example 3:
(a finfag gets into an argument with an english person, and since the UK doesn't compete in hockey, finfag is out of arguments)
Britfag: Good game. Looks like you guys lost.
Finfag: YOUR MOM LOST
Example 4:
(a Finfag is in a common argument with a Swede who gives enough shit to say something back about hockey)
Swedish person: Well, we've got 2 olympic golds, and last time I checked, the olympics is the only competition that matters.
Finfag: SHUT UP GAY 6-1
Example 1:
Finfag: SWEDEN BE GAY
Finfag2: 6-1!!
Finfag3: 6-1!!!!!
Finfag4: 6-1!!!
Example 2:
(a finfag gets beaten by a Russian player in MW2)
Finfag: RUSSIA SUKS!! 3-0 MIKAEL GRANLUND AIRWAVE GOAL!!
Russian player: åäåä öäüü¨ä?
Example 3:
(a finfag gets into an argument with an english person, and since the UK doesn't compete in hockey, finfag is out of arguments)
Britfag: Good game. Looks like you guys lost.
Finfag: YOUR MOM LOST
Example 4:
(a Finfag is in a common argument with a Swede who gives enough shit to say something back about hockey)
Swedish person: Well, we've got 2 olympic golds, and last time I checked, the olympics is the only competition that matters.
Finfag: SHUT UP GAY 6-1
by Thomaxius@classicsnd August 20, 2013