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A term for an overly ambitious financial dominatrix.
Usual behaviors include: Being submissive in real life, obnoxiously advertising herself in inappropriate spaces, and collecting simps.
Usual behaviors include: Being submissive in real life, obnoxiously advertising herself in inappropriate spaces, and collecting simps.
Findie: "Hello my name is Goddess Narcissus, here's my bank account, PAY ME!"
Guy: "This is a origami forum, lady. Damned findies."
Guy: "This is a origami forum, lady. Damned findies."
by アメリカへの死 March 31, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Those that think the term 'indie' is dressing in skinny spray on jeans colourful t-shirts and cardigans from topman, and listening to the libertines.
Guy 1: Hey man you like my skinny jeans? What about my new £8 t-shirt, got them from the new Topman.
Guy 2: Yeah got my cotton cardy from there too, was only £14.
Guy 3: Heard that new Libertines song? thats so fucking indie man!
Guy 3: Fucking findies.
Guy 2: Yeah got my cotton cardy from there too, was only £14.
Guy 3: Heard that new Libertines song? thats so fucking indie man!
Guy 3: Fucking findies.
by Slawted March 15, 2009
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>>>"woah! look at that girl with the kooky hair, skinny fit jeans and retro mickey mouse t-shirt; findie!"<<<
by matt88 October 23, 2006
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Shortened abbreviation of ‘Fake Indie’. Someone who claims to be a fan of indie rock, however their favourite song by Oasis is ‘Wonderwall’.
James: woah, I was at the Arctic Monkeys concert last night and the girl in front of me could only sing R U Mine
Me: woah, she is such a findie
Me: woah, she is such a findie
by KTlinMorton February 27, 2018