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Fimp

A female version of a simp

Omg Jessica is such a fimp

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020

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compost me

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

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fimp

Similar to a standard simp, a fimp is a female that would continue to go after a guy, even if he doesn't bring much to the table or he has already cheated on her before.

Ashley: You heard about Rachel? She's always been going after this guy even after he had already cheated on her several times before.
Christina: Yeah. She's such a fimp.

by Daniel_Ak25 August 15, 2020

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fimp

A fake ass pimp. Someone who trys too hard to be smooth with the ladies.

That guy cant pimp any girls. What a fimp!

by Alex Wente December 07, 2003

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Fimp

A female simp

“Yeah, she drove her crush to his date the other day, we gotta help her she’s becoming a fimp”

by SteakNachos March 27, 2020

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F.I.M.P.

acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.

Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...

by FIMP Daddy November 25, 2011

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