Top definition
Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his picks turned in or to set his lineup.
That Filthy Funston is fucking us again. Has anybody heard from Funston? Do you know Funston's phone number.Tell funston to pull his head out of his ass and join us in the real world.
by Rick Schell October 20, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018