I don't like to fill the candy bowl at work, I prefer my own toilet at home.

Can we stop the car at the next rest stop? I need to fill the candy bowl.

After a big thanksgiving dinner, I always need to fill the candy bowl.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”