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Filiberto the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.
Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filiberto the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him
by The kid nick March 29, 2017
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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An awesome place to eat with the best burritos and amazing tacos. You want freaking good mexican food? Go to Fili-B's! Place is good, especially when your drunk. The sizes satisfy.... mmm, mmm. mmm. Almost like making love.
Guy: Dude I'm hungry.
Bro: filibertos is 24 hrs and I'm high and wasted.
Guy: let's do it.
Bro: Hell yea, I'll drive.
by Mexican Salsa February 03, 2010
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Noun: crusty bunghole
Verb: to eat dirt
Noun: Dude, your filiberto stinks, try wiping it next time
Verb: Don't eat the filiberto, it's for the flowers!
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