filf

The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.

That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!

by Dodger January 27, 2006

FILF

"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.

Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF

“Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”

by evrready February 26, 2006

FILF

Father I'd like to Fuck

Neil: Oh look at this guy pushing the pram......

Jay: Yes I know he's a total FILF

by Shanwoy August 14, 2010

FILF

Father

I'd

Like to

Fondle

I was sat minding my own business the other day with my friend Laura, and her dad walked in, and was like ' whoa Laura your dad is absolute FILF'

by The ant eater September 21, 2009

FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

by PMax January 30, 2009

FILF

Fatty id like to fuck.

I'd totally do that oversized filf.

by splint0r July 5, 2009

FILF

"Feminist I'd like to f**k;" an extremely sexy feminist; Laci Green, Emma Watson, Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Gosling, and many more.

Did you see the newest Laci Green video?

Yeah! She's so smart, funny and sexy. She's a FILF.

by HellaJaded November 5, 2014