This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.
I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016
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When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.
I can't wait to filet mignon that pussy.
by Ssammay December 15, 2015
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A gay man, a gay person, a gay girl, lesbian, several gays, several lesbians, obviously gay.. and letting it be known to the world.
I could totally tell he's a gay filet!
by Itzia August 12, 2006
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When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
by EvilGramps February 20, 2016
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It's a Mcdonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich with 5 fish patties, which when stacked on top of each other make the Filet-O-Fishzilla Sandwich!
I just caught a Filet-O-Fishzilla!
by Joeys World Tour May 14, 2014
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A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.
by Weazul March 28, 2013
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it's the Catholic Big Mac.
"we're having Filet-O-Fish night on Friday, cause we can't eat meat." - Mom

"YAY!" - kids
by happy chasm March 18, 2009
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