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Dude who be creepin around sniffing girls bike seats.
Dude with a mustache creeping around campus is definetly a fike.
by Old t witherspoon November 18, 2016
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The region of hair that can be found on the male's lower region, specifically on the tate, a.k.a the gooch, b.k.a the grundle. Also, "The Fike is the mowhawk of hair between your balls and your asshole!!!" -Judd Johnston 2001
"Holy shit, this humidity is making my fike clump together and it's rubbing up against my undergarments, thus creating superfluous friction in my pants and extreme discomfort."
"I need a fike trim"
"I'm getting my fike braided into corn rows"
by Honkalicious October 01, 2003
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Fike is a legend that grew up in a small suburb of Pittsburgh known as Beaver. You can see Fike's name on a train bridge connecting Rochester to Beaver over top of the Beaver River. Fike had come from a family with an intimidating reputation. Fike boxed in his teenage years and eventually moved to Florida where he was never heard of again.....
Have you ever seen Rambo?
Yeah
That movie was based on Fike's life.
by boomnut April 17, 2011
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1. Total Piece of Shit
2. Overused Vagina
3. Bitch with really fucked up tits
4. The biggest fagget who ever lived
Dude shut the fuck up you are so unbelieveably gay, you god damn "fike"
by A-Hole November 30, 2003
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Euphemism for the commonly used swear word of similar sound.

Last name with German origins.
"What the Fike?!"
"Fike you!" (middle finger optional)
"I have a Fike'n headache!"
by Truck Dispatchers July 10, 2003
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a lesbian of grandiose proportions;

an uber dike;

flamboyant or eccentric lesbian
At a gay pride parade

Boy: "Look, it's dikes on bikes!"

Girl: "Those aren't dikes, they're fikes on trikes! They're flaming!"
by jennybus February 06, 2010
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