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a term for pussy, poon-tang, tail, getting some.
Joe, I was at Ashley's last night put my dipstick into her figgy pudding.
by ffrodelgnim December 04, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When the male uses the "Recipient's" diarrhea as lubricant.

Guy: Bring me the figgy pudding!
Girl:I ams bringing it to the max!
by Law and January 22, 2008
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when her ass looks soo good, you bury your face in it only to eat her pussy out from behind.
(Checking out a females ass with your friend) Dammm look at that ass yo.. I'd give her some Figgy Pudding fo ho
by Evil Fart March 23, 2016
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Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.
Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.
by Hahadebatable August 01, 2015
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