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When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.
damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth
by drol_gnob July 19, 2016
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Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!
by yellowfeather996 November 01, 2009
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a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
i wish this fig newton would never end
by extenze September 30, 2010
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It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.
Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.
by chrisss flores December 08, 2008
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The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!
Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.
by Andi February 17, 2005
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A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
by Mattinho August 01, 2006
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Someone who has hippie tendencies and beliefs. Often referred to as, granola, tree hugger, earth warrior, or all natural
That stanky hoe is so fig newton, she needs a bath.
by lilkitty_0201 February 07, 2020
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