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A young woman who belongs to the surname: Field. Usually is a hick farmer who persistently enters crops and animals into county fairs. A Field Girl is extremely skilled and experienced in the art of mud wrestling. Fake teeth and missing teeth are also common.
"Them damn field girls be running through my corn yards and causin' all sorts a ruckus! I have half a mind to call the sheriff! If they're parents won't domesticate them, I will!"
by Norge4444 November 20, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A field girls are race of clones that were all created via holister, jack wills and abercrombie and fich.
They all look practically the same, with their sand coloured hair that's never brushed and bow legs.
They usually wear daisy dukes with ripped tights and lace up ankle boots from river island or topshop.
They think they're vintage, but they're just not.
They are posh, rich, slaggy, horse owners who are rather stuck up. They are slowly repopulating the Earth.
TAKE COVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
They all look practically the same, with their sand coloured hair that's never brushed and bow legs.
They usually wear daisy dukes with ripped tights and lace up ankle boots from river island or topshop.
They think they're vintage, but they're just not.
They are posh, rich, slaggy, horse owners who are rather stuck up. They are slowly repopulating the Earth.
TAKE COVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
by SajjHRNZ August 20, 2011