Urban Dictionary: Fide

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A type of chode that has a regular shaft but a enlarged head.

sex was so awkward with Terry last night, all I was able to feel was the top of his fide and maybe a couple of his pubes.

by Weed Morton October 16, 2012

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

A cool and whacky girl anyone can hang up to. Guys and girls can easily get into and a real PHAT chick.

There's Fides inside the club, wanna go trippin with her.

by japcake girl March 21, 2005