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cum, came, ejaculated.

"Story behind it is, I had Ham and Philly! sandwiches, got it on my trousers, looked like cum, Rick said 'fiddied'
It's new.
Learn."
I arrive at school at half past 7
Look up the dinner ladies skirt, it is heaven!
Go to my homeboys on tha back TARMAC!
Shoot a couple of hoops, then i'm knack-
ERED!
Got my appointment with Mr Hird,
But before that, I threw a rock at a bird!
Because i'm hard, scarred for life,
I nearly got suspended 'cos I fiddied* on my teacher's wife!
I did it in a detention, that bitch was on her pension.
I had to write a letter of apology!
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Got told off
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Went to Science, fell asleep, OH MY GOD, i'm in deep..
OHHHHHHH, I ain't swearin', it is bad!!
Stay in school, it ain't a fad.
Wanna work in Tesco's?
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Learn, get an education, get lot's of money,
Next time you will see me, i'll have lost my virginity to a bunny.

Word.
by avenged_mortimer! March 15, 2007
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A word incompetent illiterate horse-fuckers use for cum.
Lucas 'Fiddied' Jenkins. Add and marvel at the stupidity. http://www.myspace.com/lucas271991
by avenged_mortimer April 03, 2007
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To act with an extreme level of pettiness towards another person (i.e. buy 200 front row tickets for a concert to ensure that performer performs in front of an entirely empty front row
Man, I can believe he "fiddied" him like that.
by PhxReignz October 27, 2018
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