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A ticket of any type, adding "fucking" for emphasis as to good or bad. (Fucking ticket). It can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).
"I cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! I was barely speeding!"

"Dude! I got a ficket for Metallica's new tour!"
by ColorfulAries July 26, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Rachel is such a ficket because she sings random songs of joy and love to people who are completely random yet she's cute anyway.
by Tara Tennyo October 02, 2008
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