The disease that people claim is assailing the when they are done with working, responsibilities, house cleaning, body cleansing, and any other activity requiring and real exercise or movement of the body.
Dude, your Mom stinks man!
Yeah, she's got fibromyalgia, she's decided not to shower anymore.
by ouchie1 June 1, 2005
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someone who is in pain all the time, it never stops. that someone gets lack of sleep deprivation and has brain fog and depression, and has to deal with a bunch of assholes that say you're disease is fake, but you try not to mind those fucking cunts. so people that dont believe in it...GO FUCK A DUCK ASSHOLE.
Kaitlyn; Im sorry i can't , my Fibromyalgia is worse today.

bobby: OH yeah right.

Kaitlyn; YOU KNOW WHAT MOTHERFUCKER. GO DRIVE INTO THE OCEAN SO THE LITTLE SHARKS CAN CHOMP ON YOUR LIMBS.
by goatturtles December 6, 2010
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A real disease that way too few people believe exist, especially by the drunk dicks who have nothing better to do than belittle people through this site. I'm 19, I was diagnosed at 17. Every single day I struggle with depression, anxiety, agoraphobia, extreme fatigue, 'fibro fog' and so many other symptoms. I used to be a straight A student and planned to go into neuroscience. Now, my goal more days than not is to be able to actually get up on time for my classes. My grades are now C's when I'm working 10x as hard. This isn't some excuse so that people can just be lazy and do nothing all day, it's real, it's painful, and each day with it is a struggle. So unless you know what it's like to wish you were dead more days than not, don't say that it's just all in my head. Remember karma's a fucking bitch.
Lily: Hey, want to do this thing that you absolutely love?
Sam: I would love to, but I can't even think straight right now because of my Fibromyalgia. Fuck my life.
by fibromyalgic March 28, 2011
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Fibromyalgia is codified bitchiness.
As a woman, I can have fibromyalgia, and so can be a ridiculous bitch. As a male, you can't, and don't.
by modelguy March 29, 2016
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A disease that can be proved by brain scan, for lesions in brain caused by inflammation. Including a suvey of a group of points of pain common in every person with Fibromyalgia.

Fibromyalgia causes a myriad of problems ( which causes many people to falsely accuse them of being a hypochondriac) widespread pain, inflammation, irritable bowel, debilitating fatigue, also joint, tendon and muscle problems and tightness, nerve issues, hypersensitivity, anxiety, hypothyroidism or hyperthyroidism ....etc

Many fibromyalgia patients also say they have good and bad days. Good days they might be able to accomplish more, bad days can be a range of severe joint and body pain to needing to be on bed rest. Many people eventually need to go on disability for being unable to keep up with their lives due to severe fatigue and pain.

Many life altering changes are needed to get some relief for most patients. For some certain clothes may hurt, so a complete wardrobe purchase also not being able to wear yours again. Then finding something to use in its place. This is just one small instance. It will literally change every aspect of someones life. From a ballerina that cant dance anymore to a banker that can't balance their own checkbook from fibro-fog.

Some well known celebrities with Fibromyalgia.
-Morgan Freeman
-Lady Gaga
-Sineado Conner
-Janeane Garofalo
-Susan Flannery
Sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161017111159.html
"I am in debilitating pain from my Fibromyalgia symptoms today."
by Bnreal June 8, 2020
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Fibromyalgia

A disease that can be proved by brain scan, for lesions in brain caused by inflammation. Including a survey of a group of people with a Fibromyalgia, there are specific points of pain common in everyone with Fibromyalgia.

Fibromyalgia causes a myriad of problems ( which causes many people to accuse them of being a hypochondriac) widespread pain, inflammation, irritable bowel, debilitating fatigue, also joint, tendon and muscle problems and tightness, nerve issues, hypersensitivity, anxiety, hypothyroidism or hyperthyroidism ....etc

Many patients also say they have good and bad days. Good days they can accomplish more, bad days can be a range of severe joint and body pain, to needing to be on bed rest. Many will need to go on disability for being unable to keep up with their lives due to severe fatigue and pain.

Life altering changes are needed to get some relief for most. For some certain clothes hurt, others can't even be slightly touched. It will change every aspect of someones life. From a ballerina that can't dance anymore, to a banker that can't balance their own checkbook from fibro-fog. ( fibro fog can vary from no recall of what you were about to say to not being able to remember what you studied. It comes and goes)

Some well known celebrities with Fibromyalgia.
-Morgan Freeman
-Lady Gaga
-Sineado Conner
-Janeane Garofalo
-Susan Flannery
Sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161017111159.html

"I am in debilitating pain from my Fibromyalgia today."
My Fibromyalgia pain is keeping me from working the job I love so much!
by BNReal123 July 30, 2020
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Fibromyalgia isn’t a joke and doesn’t belong on this site.

It is a condition that affects the brain & nerves throughout the body. It is a relatively new condition, first recognized in the 1990’s. Initially it was largely considered as something popular to have and sufferers either faking it or hypochondriacs.

Now it is recognized as a serious problem for many people. If more information is desired, please check medical sites such as the Centers for Disease Control website.
All of my random medical conditions, (severe nerve pain- bulging discs/back pain, idiopathic nerve pain in my feet & ankles, tightening pain in trapezius that causes muscle tension headaches, hand tremors, fatigue that feels like I have a bad flu most days, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Insomnia, TMJ, lung problems- 2 lung diseases, vertigo, anxiety, depression, panic attacks, brain fog & sugar cravings,) are all symptoms of fibromyalgia.
by Tuscany2025 April 3, 2020
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