A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.
"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez
by Zed Leppelin September 07, 2003
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Ron Bennington's gay counterpart on the Ron & Fez Show on XM 202 - noon to 3
Fez was depressed as usual and crying over some dumb stuff, while Ron did everything he could to make him feel worse and, in the end, made things all better.
by djunderground01 March 28, 2008
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A hat which looks like a fancy bucket on your head. Specific Time Lords seem to find them cool.
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
-The Eleventh Doctor :)
by tanzdalek August 10, 2020
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1. Your game.

(In the 70s, your fez was the common term for what is now known as "your game". Guys used their fez to pick up chicks.)
"You're never gonna do it without your fez on.." (Steelie Dan song "Your Fez")
by Old Dude from the 70s May 08, 2007
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silly hat (popular in egypt) OR nerd on whatnet
"i am wearing a fez!" OR "05:33 <@fez> i gotta upgrade from Apache 1.3 to 2.0 so i'll brb"
by naken February 20, 2003
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