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A hat, u sually red in color worn by:

A. Shriners, the guys who helped handicapped kids, have a circus, and drive those little cars at parades.

B. A madman in a box...usually accompanied by a bowtie. Can alternate with a stetson.
1. The homecoming queen convertible hit that shriner in his little car..all that survived was his fez. :'(

2. The Doctor: Oh. Okay. I escaped then. Brilliant. Love it when I do that. Legs. Yes. Bow tie. Cool. {feels for his hat} I can buy a fez.
by BigBoy28 February 26, 2012
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A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.
Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!
by Salmon November 19, 2003
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An acronym for "Foreign Exchange-Student"
Suvi from Finland is our most favorite FEZ in the world
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A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.
"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez
by Zed Leppelin September 07, 2003
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Australian colloquiallism short for feral, meaning someone who aestetically unpleasant to look at or an object of questionable sanitary appeal
Guy 1 - Hey, what do you think of Tanya?
Guy 2 - Dude, wtf? She's fez...!

Girl 1 - Eugh, I just knelt on gum
Girl 2 - Fez.
by Joelywh December 09, 2008
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