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It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
by Red Fleming July 05, 2011
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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A hat, u sually red in color worn by:

A. Shriners, the guys who helped handicapped kids, have a circus, and drive those little cars at parades.

B. A madman in a box...usually accompanied by a bowtie. Can alternate with a stetson.
1. The homecoming queen convertible hit that shriner in his little car..all that survived was his fez. :'(

2. The Doctor: Oh. Okay. I escaped then. Brilliant. Love it when I do that. Legs. Yes. Bow tie. Cool. {feels for his hat} I can buy a fez.
by BigBoy28 February 26, 2012
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A foreigner of undistinguishable ethnicity. Usually, with a seemingly generic foreign accent and tan coloered skin. Based on the character from That 70's Show with a changed spelling acronym for foreign exchange student.
Habib-Fang is such a Fez! I have no idea where the hell he's from!
by Salmon November 19, 2003
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An acronym for "Foreign Exchange-Student"
Suvi from Finland is our most favorite FEZ in the world
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FEZ (Abbreviation): Flesh Eating Zombie

A slur used by vegans against (non thinking) meat eaters.
Typical FEZ.

At 2:30 pm the town is full of FEZ
by Moonrunner47 February 06, 2019
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A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.
"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez
by Zed Leppelin September 07, 2003
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