by Elwoodthesheep October 23, 2010
Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.
He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!
by No Standards July 24, 2009
An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.
by Cerealwithwater February 09, 2019
The pre-birth slang term for the thing growing inside Ashlee Simpson/Wentz. Often used (and parodied) by fobr boardies.
by F Wentz November 05, 2008
a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself
by SwabbyLeftNut April 01, 2011
Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
Me: Hey dude do you hate Dr. Fetus?
Friend: YEAH HE KIDDNAPPED BANDAGE GIRL AND NUGGET
(Spoilers if you don't know who Nugget is)
Friend: YEAH HE KIDDNAPPED BANDAGE GIRL AND NUGGET
(Spoilers if you don't know who Nugget is)
by Ekesemboni January 28, 2018

