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Festus was a man who wanted to carve women and eat their fetuses out. One day however he at a Yetus. Festus was a man who eats fetus
Festus the Fetus Eatter was caught while eatting a recently born baby
by YETUSS!! August 23, 2016
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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